I have decided I will enlist in the Army. If you have any notions about this blogger being a little insane, let me explain the 'method' first.

I have a 'hidden' agenda. I wish to join in the War in Iraq and volunteer immediately for manning an Envoy to Fallouja. I am hoping that I will be wounded. If in the event I am not wounded I will purposefully 'stick my neck out' to 'TRY' and get hit by some mortar and gunfire shells. I really hope that I am not killed because then my purpose for all of this would be in vain.

In any case I will do my utmost to endeavor only to get wounded and not get killed. Then after recovery, I would go in again to volunteer for another Envoy. Possibly one heading for a major Suni Front. By this time I plan on receiving at least 3 or 4 Purple Hearts.

Once I have reached my goal of acquiring 3 or 4 Purple Hearts and other Bravery Ribbons, I will complete my purpose. And that is to return to the US and protest the War in Iraq by showing off the many Honors I have received for all of my wounds. Thus signifying how wrong this involvement in Iraq is.

Sounds like a brilliant idea, doesn't it. My hats go off to dear Rush Limbaugh who gave me the idea on his Radio Program.............you are so smart Rush, I am eternally grateful to you and your incredible intelligence.............

By the way David Letterman wants to talk to me.