The guy down the street has a huge crush on
Paz Vega

I doubt that she will even give him the time of day. He walks along shuffling his feet in that very obvious self-conscious way of his.

He's your die-hard Geek from the get-go. He hangs out in the doorway of his office colleagues, with his belly hanging out, and his mouth doing the non-stop talking bit. His Tech proposals are always better than yours. If you offer to let him know that it is better to use Sun Systems rather than the 'put-together' Tech Mess he proposes, to save money, he justs promptly makes you aware that your ideas are slime. For his hopeless demeanor and benign, frumpy looks, he still surprises you; by powerfully sliding over your proposals by taking his directly to the Boss.

Last week everone's email was down, for the second time...........guess whose set -up it was? Mr. Know-it-all. His proposals have obviously been considered less often, lately.

I kind of feel sorry for him..........he's such a nerd. Women aren't exactly breaking down the door to see him.........poor Leonard. Paz Vega will never know him.